Jaylen Hotdogfingers
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Jaylen Hotdogfingers was a beloved pitcher for the Seattle Garages, former mayor of both Seattle and Dark-Seattle, and whistleblower involved in the Partytime Papers. She was the first player to be incinerated. This made her the only mayor in Seattle history who didn't finish their term because of a sports related indecent rather than a terrible political scandal. The incineration occurred at the end of the First Season when The Forbidden Book was opened. Unlike the other instances of incineration, Hotdogfingers' loss was not caused by the direct intervention of an Umpire. Her final words were "we just gotta make it to the playoffs."
She was replaced in the rotation by Derrick Krueger.
