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Hometown

The Charleston Shoe Thieves are from Charleston, not Sunken Charleston. Why do you keep asking which Charleston? Are you a cop?

Formation

The Heist

The Shoe Thieves began not as a blaseball team, but as a band of footwear larcenists lead by legendary master thief Cornelius Games. After attending a game of Blaseball to support his husband Richardson Games of the New York Millennials, Games began to formulate a plan to pose as a blaseball team as a cover for stealing rare and expensive blaseball shoes. In addition to his existing crew, he won over his old rival Workman Gloom and recruited local cryptid Ren Hunter to play on the false team.

"Shoe Thieves" was used as a placeholder name for the team while they debated on what the least suspicious name for their false front would be. However, Forrest Bookbaby, then working as Games' intern, was eager to impress his idol and submitted the paperwork with the placeholder a show of initiative. Thus, the Charleston Shoe Thieves were born.

Going Pro

Despite the team originally being created solely as a front, they proved to be quite competent at the splort. Much to their own amazement they won several games and attracted the attention of free agent Esme Ramsey, whose addition as a reliable hitter helped them compete toe to toe with the rest of the league. While there was some initial tension within the team about whether to finish the heist or abandon it in favor of "going straight", they soon discovered they could continue to steal shoes while competing as a legitimate blaseball team by passing the thefts off as a beloved gimmick.

Gayest Team in Blaseball?

For several seasons the Shoe Thieves disputed the New York Millennials claim to be "the gayest team in blaseball". They were ultimately forced to cede their rival claim after losing a pivotal game of Rlock Plaper Sclissors with the Shoe Thieves represented by Esme Ramsey and the Millennials by Theodore Cervantes. According the to terms of the game, the Shoe Thieves technically maintain the right to call themselves "the second gayest team in blaseball", but this title is not popularly used.

Grand Unslam

For more information on this event, see The Grand Unslam.

In the 15th inning of a record-breaking game against the Los Angeles Tacos, Shoe Thieves player Morrow Doyle hit a grand slam that shook the very foundations of Blaseball itself. Both the Shoe Thieves and Tacos ended Day 74 of Season 3 with a record of 75 games, potentially a reflection of a disruption of spacetime.

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 ==Gayest Team in Blaseball?==
 For several seasons the Shoe Thieves disputed the New York Millennials claim to be "the gayest team in blaseball". They were ultimately forced to cede their rival claim after losing a pivotal game of [[Rlock Plaper Sclissors]] with the Shoe Thieves represented by Esme Ramsey and the Millennials by [[Theodore Cervantes]]. According the to terms of the game, the Shoe Thieves technically maintain the right to call themselves "the second gayest team in blaseball", but this title is not popularly used.
-==Cobbler Coffee==
-During the [[Season 2#Postseason|Postseason 2]], Day 109 game against the [[Philly Pies]], Cornelius Games swapped his place on the mound with remarkably convincing doppelganger. This doppelganger was later revealed to be a local [[Atlas Jonbois|tram operator]] Games encountered on the way to the stadium.
-The dubiously legal substitute performed notably worse than Games's average, allowing 12 runs and potentially contributing to the Shoe Thieves loss. This may not have been a concern for Games; the distraction allowed him to successfully break into the Pies' locker room and steal a pair of sneakers from star batter [[Jessica Telephone|Jessica Telephone's]] locker.
-Over the course of the following Offseason, Games was able to convince all of the Shoe Thieves' batters to drink Yes Plz! Coffee from the sneakers, hoping that ingesting trace amounts of the legendary hitter's sweat would substantially increase their batting prowess in preparation for [[Season 3]].
 ==Grand Unslam==