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{{Player|title1=Cedric Spliff|team=Seattle Garages|pronouns=he/him|rating=★|nickname=Lone-Star, Spaceman Spliff}}
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'''Cedric Spiff''' is a batter for the [[Seattle Garages]]. He is also an ex-con, recovering scam artist, team weed dealer, and podcaster.{{Player|title1=Cedric Spliff|team=Seattle Garages|pronouns=he/him|rating=★|nickname=Lone-Star, Spaceman Spliff}}Cedric "Lone-Star" Spliff is a batter for the [[Seattle Garages]] and joined the team after the [[incineration]] of [[Shaquille Torres]] on Season 3 Day 74. Originally hailing from Texas, Spliff hitched a ride to Seattle with [[Greer Gwiffin]] to "escape his Rodeo Crimes."
  
Cedric "Lone-Star" Spliff is a batter for the [[Seattle Garages]] and joined the team after the [[incineration]] of [[Shaquille Torres]]. Originally hailing from Texas, Spliff moved to Seattle to get away from [[The Sun|the sun]].
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Spliff is a co-host of the podcast ''Steely Dads!'' alongside Greer Gwiffin. Despite the name of the podcast, the subject matter is not fatherhood. Instead, the podcast is instead focused on exploring conspiracy theories regarding The Great Unslam that took place Season 3 Day 73 in the game between the [[Shoe Thieves]] and the [[Tacos]].  
 
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* Selling weed instead of oregano
 
* Selling weed instead of oregano
 
* Selling one star weed at two star prices
 
* Selling one star weed at two star prices
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*Cable theft
 
* Stealing copper wire from construction sites
 
* Stealing copper wire from construction sites
 
* Selling teens fake underage IDs
 
* Selling teens fake underage IDs
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* A scam Spliff titled "Cryptid Currency". Cryptid Currency is the act of convincing cryptozoologists to create a betting pool on which crytpid would be discovered first, only to run off with the money
 
* A scam Spliff titled "Cryptid Currency". Cryptid Currency is the act of convincing cryptozoologists to create a betting pool on which crytpid would be discovered first, only to run off with the money
 
* Rodeo crimes
 
* Rodeo crimes
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A team zine titled ''Spliff's Grifts!'' was created to document these crimes for entertainment purposes.
 
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Revision as of 02:53, 7 August 2020

Cedric Spiff is a batter for the Seattle Garages. He is also an ex-con, recovering scam artist, team weed dealer, and podcaster.

Cedric "Lone-Star" Spliff is a batter for the Seattle Garages and joined the team after the incineration of Shaquille Torres on Season 3 Day 74. Originally hailing from Texas, Spliff hitched a ride to Seattle with Greer Gwiffin to "escape his Rodeo Crimes."

Spliff is a co-host of the podcast Steely Dads! alongside Greer Gwiffin. Despite the name of the podcast, the subject matter is not fatherhood. Instead, the podcast is instead focused on exploring conspiracy theories regarding The Great Unslam that took place Season 3 Day 73 in the game between the Shoe Thieves and the Tacos.

He has a past as a known con artist, his crimes committed include:

  • Selling oregano instead of weed
  • Selling weed instead of oregano
  • Selling one star weed at two star prices
  • Cable theft
  • Stealing copper wire from construction sites
  • Selling teens fake underage IDs
  • Stealing mannequin parts from thrift stores to sell to other thrift stores
  • A scam Spliff titled "Cryptid Currency". Cryptid Currency is the act of convincing cryptozoologists to create a betting pool on which crytpid would be discovered first, only to run off with the money
  • Rodeo crimes

A team zine titled Spliff's Grifts! was created to document these crimes for entertainment purposes.