Brooks Smithson

Short Circuits
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Brooks Smithson
Basic Information
Position	Lineup Player
Team	Hellmouth Sunbeams
Status	Unknown
Batting	(2.2)
Pitching	(2.0)
Defense	(2.2)
Running	(2.5)
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.
Dates Active	Dec 6, 2021–Dec 19, 2021
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Yes
Pregame Ritual	Kneeling
Coffee Style	Black
Blood Type	Acidic
Fate	76
Soulscream	EUAHOEUAHOEEAEEEEAEEEEHIEUUHIEUUH
Other Background Information
Heliolatric Zodiac	Blessed Crepuscule

Brooks Smithson was a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams, and competed in Gamma 3.

Official League Records

Smithson was first seen as a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams after the Microphone Localized and Tuned into Gamma 3.

During the Gamma 3 Midseason Elections, Smithson's batting increased from 1.3 → 1.6 as a result of the Sunbeams' Muscle Warmers amplification. Smithson's star ratings were then completely randomized as a result of the Long Distance Call distortion, resulting in them becoming an Alternate.

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