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Season 3 of Internet League Baseball began on Monday, August 3, 2020. The regular season is scheduled to end on Friday, August 7, 2020. The postseason is scheduled to start on Saturday, August 8, 2020. The Internet Series is scheduled to start on Saturday, August 8 2020. It is the second season of the Discipline Era, and the first season of the Peanut Plague.

Ongoing Decrees

Following the Season 2 Election, the following decrees are in place for Season 3:


Standings


Postseason


Incinerations

Notable Events

  • The Blasphemy Peanut screen displayed following the detected Peanut Fraud. The letters have been highlighted for clarity.
    On Day 2, play was interrupted following the discovery of Peanut Fraud. Internet League Baseball officials have announced play would not resume until the peanut cheaters have repented. Due to the inevitability of blaseball, play has resumed; however the peanut cheaters have not come forward. This indignity shall live on forever in the memory of the Blaseball Gods. From this point on the Peanut Plague was replaced by Uncertainty. This also marked the beginning of 'flocks of birds' as a weather type alongside Peanuts and Solar Eclipse.
  • During the Blaseball downtime the website was replaced with a large rotating image of a Peanut, below it in red text was the word 'BLASPHEMY' and a series of letters in a dark grey colour. It was speculated by fans that these may have been some sort of code or cipher.


Election Ballot[1]

Decrees

The two Decrees with the most community votes will go into effect.

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Eat The Rich: Redistribute the funds from the Top 1% of Fans at the end of each Season
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Eat the Crust 5 Players from the 2-Time Champion Pies will be reassigned to Random Teams
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Interviews GET TO KNOW THE PLAYERS
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Late Stage Postseason Bet Payouts increase each round: 2x, 3x, 5x
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Blaserunning Stolen Bases are worth 0.1 Runs

Blessings

Each Blessing will be awarded to a randomly selected player or team based. Votes from a team's fans increase the likelihood of that team receiving a blessing.

Name Effect
Anticapitalism, Brought To You By Friends At The Table Your team will become fully anticapitalist.
Rigour Mortis Stiff Limbs. -10% team baserunning to your team's division opponents.
Evil Wind Sprints The Wind can be Evil. Run. +15% Team Baserunning
Bloodlust URRRRRRGGHHHHHH. Maxes the stats of a random player on your team.
Highway Robbery The best player in the league joins your team.
Headhunter The best hitter in your team's subleague (Good or Evil) joins your team.
Vulture The best player in your team's division joins your team.
Pretty Plz? Feed your hitters coffee grounds. Team hitting changes from -5% to +15%
Team-Building Exercise Re-rolls your team's three worst players
Summoning Circle Re-rolls your team's 3 worst hitters
Exploratory Surgeries Re-rolls your team's worst 3 pitchers
Performance Enhancing Demons Mggoka match ng strike fm'latghor. Fm'latgh. +8% Team Overall
Pseudo-Thumbs Pseudo-Thumbs burst from the skin on the opposite of your pitchers' hands. +10% Team Pitching
The Rack [cartilage and bone snapping] +15% Team Defense
Exile Send your team's worst hitter to a random other team. Receive a random player back.
Go Away Send your team's worst pitcher to a random team. Receive a random player back.


Election Results


References