Emblem Warhorse/IF-1.297

Patron Rumor / Community Lore
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Elsa Wherehorse

Elsa Wherehorse is one of the more mysterious Patrons of the Emblem Warhorse, having only ever been seen inside the bar just as she is leaving. She is always seen wearing a stylish, almost too-fashionable dress, high heels, and sunglasses that cover a majority of her face. Her signature drink is a peach bellini in a to-go cup, and she became a Patron when she accidentally grabbed another Patron's umbrella on the way out. Her emblem is on the handle of said umbrella.

Patrons often wonder about the true nature of Wherehorse. Some suspect that she's an undercover spy. Others speculate that she's a busy girlboss who comes to the bar to relax after a long night of work. Many a debate between Patrons has been about whether she's some sort of cognitohazard or if her flighty behavior might be attributed to a grand secret that she's hiding. Passion Popsica once reported seeing her exit the restroom, finding on the counter after her departure a tube of mascara, a pair of flippers, and a single silk glove. Even the bartenders don't know what to make of her, one having been quoted as saying, "Well, I've never seen her come in, but if the bar likes her and she doesn't walk on four legs, that's good enough for me."

She rarely bats as Emblem Warhorse, but when she does she has the habit of almost immediately getting swept up by a surge of immateria and getting sent elsewhere.