Walton Sports

Walton Sports
Basic Information
Team	Breckenridge Jazz Hands
Status	Alive
Batting	★
Pitching	★★½
Defense	★★★★
Running	★★★★
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Tarot
Coffee Style	Latte
Blood Type	Electric
Fate	48
Soulscream	OUEAUOUEAUOXOAHEXOAHEX
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/Him
Other Background Information
Instrument	None

Walton Sports is a pitcher for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. Sports has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Sports currently has no notable records in the official league books.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Despite being statistically the best original pitcher on the team, he is widely reviled by fans, teammates, staff, officials, and everyone else who has ever met him for his consistent pattern of Unsplortsmanlike conduct. In the darkest corners of Breckenridge, some even whisper that Sports does not think the commissioner is doing a great job.

Sports, of course, denies any such allegations, and insists he feels The Commissioner is doing a perfectly adequate job given these trying circumstances.

Sports' walk-up song is the entirety of Stravinsky's "Rite of Spring". Luckily, as he doesn't bat, it never plays.

After August Sky joined the Jazz Hands in 3:23, Sports' teammates reported a shift in his behavior. Lowe Forbes claims that they heard Sports say "the Commissioner is doing a great job" during a recent pitching practice, though none of the other pitchers could confirm this. When asked to comment on this rumor, Sports looked to the dent in the stadium wall from Sky's pitches and said, "I don't know anything anymore."