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Walton Sports is a pitcher for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. Sports has been with the team since Season 1.

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Despite being statistically the best original pitcher on the team, he is widely reviled by fans, teammates, staff, officials, and everyone else who has ever met him for his consistent pattern of Unsplortsmanlike conduct. In the darkest corners of Breckenridge, some even whisper that Sports does not think the commissioner is doing a great job.

Sports, of course, denies any such allegations, and insists he feels The Commissioner is doing a perfectly adequate job given these trying circumstances.

Sports' walk-up song is the entirety of Stravinsky's "Rite of Spring". Luckily, as he doesn't bat, it never plays.

After August Sky joined the Jazz Hands in 3:23, Sports' teammates reported a shift in his behavior. Lowe Forbes claims that they heard Sports say "the Commissioner is doing a great job" during a recent pitching practice, though none of the other pitchers could confirm this. When asked to comment on this rumor, Sports looked to the dent in the stadium wall from Sky's pitches and said, "I don't know anything anymore."

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	'''Walton Sports''' is a pitcher for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]. Sports has been with the team since [[Season 1]].		'''Walton Sports''' is a pitcher for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]. Sports has been with the team since [[Season 1]].