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| − | Walton Sports is a pitcher for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]. Despite being statistically the best pitcher on the team, he is widely reviled by fans, teammates, staff, officials, and everyone else who has ever met him for his consistent pattern of Unsplortsmanlike conduct. In the darkest corners of Breckenridge, some even whisper that Walton does not think the commissioner is doing a great job. | + | Walton Sports is a pitcher for the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]]. Despite being statistically the best original pitcher on the team, he is widely reviled by fans, teammates, staff, officials, and everyone else who has ever met him for his consistent pattern of Unsplortsmanlike conduct. In the darkest corners of Breckenridge, some even whisper that Walton does not think the commissioner is doing a great job. |
Walton, of course, denies any such allegations, and insists he feels The Commissioner is doing a perfectly adequate job given these trying circumstances. | Walton, of course, denies any such allegations, and insists he feels The Commissioner is doing a perfectly adequate job given these trying circumstances. | ||
Walton's walk-up song is the entirety of Stravinsky's "Rite of Spring". Luckily, as he doesn't bat, it never plays. | Walton's walk-up song is the entirety of Stravinsky's "Rite of Spring". Luckily, as he doesn't bat, it never plays. | ||
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| + | After [[August Sky]] joined the Jazz Hands in 3:23, Walton's teammates reported a shift in his behavior. [[Lowe Forbes]] claims that they heard Walton say "the Commissioner is doing a great job" during a recent pitching practice, though none of the other pitchers could confirm this. When asked to comment on this rumor, Walton looked to the dent in the stadium wall from August's pitches and said, "I don't know anything anymore." | ||
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Revision as of 02:31, 7 August 2020
Walton Sports is a pitcher for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. Despite being statistically the best original pitcher on the team, he is widely reviled by fans, teammates, staff, officials, and everyone else who has ever met him for his consistent pattern of Unsplortsmanlike conduct. In the darkest corners of Breckenridge, some even whisper that Walton does not think the commissioner is doing a great job.
Walton, of course, denies any such allegations, and insists he feels The Commissioner is doing a perfectly adequate job given these trying circumstances.
Walton's walk-up song is the entirety of Stravinsky's "Rite of Spring". Luckily, as he doesn't bat, it never plays.
After August Sky joined the Jazz Hands in 3:23, Walton's teammates reported a shift in his behavior. Lowe Forbes claims that they heard Walton say "the Commissioner is doing a great job" during a recent pitching practice, though none of the other pitchers could confirm this. When asked to comment on this rumor, Walton looked to the dent in the stadium wall from August's pitches and said, "I don't know anything anymore."
