Valentine Games

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Valentine Games is a player for the Baltimore Crabs and has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

On day 98 of Season 3, Valentine Games swallowed a stray peanut and had a yummy reaction! This increased his rating from ★★1/2 to ★★★1/2.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Interdimensional Rumor Mill

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Community Involvement

Although he had a difficult time adjusting to his new teams after falling victim to Feedback three times in two seasons, Valentine made a home ("like a hermit crab carries its shell on its back") for himself on the Spies, where he ran a biweekly poetry slam and workshop until he was traded to the Tacos in yet another Feedback incident. Will the Tacos take to creative writing the same way they have taken to creative Blaseball Sabotage? We'll just have to wait and see!

(Responsibility for the Spies chapter has been officially transferred to Son Scotch, who did not have enough assignments on his plate already. All Spies are encouraged to contribute their creative energies in this welcoming, low-pressure environment. Remember: language is one of your most important tools for infiltration and subterfuge!)