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No one has ever seen, heard, touched, smelled, tasted, heard from, heard of, located, tracked, watched, spied on, sensed, felt, looked at, listened to, talked to, conversed with, or were able to discern anything about “Harrell." Anything you might have heard about "Harrell" is complete hearsay. It is impossible to describe "Harrell" because <span style="color:mediumpurple;>[[Baldwin_Breadwinner/IF-140.28|she does not exist.]]</span>
  
<!---I just learned how to do <span style="color:rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); text-shadow: -2px 10px 2px white> this </span> from melp's article, I hope you're ready to see some dope Harrell IRMS -->
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<span style="color:mediumpurple;font-size: 140%;font-family:'Arvo','Palatino','Georgia',serif">Harrell does not exist</span> <br/>
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It was first determined that Harrell does not exist when, in mid-conversation with her in the Tiger’s dugout, [[Nagomi Meng]] turned to smile at Harrell and realized that she doesn't exist. It is posited by some that Harrell never existed, but it's impossible to know anything about something as hypothetical and forbidden as the past.
  
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Harrell has made it clear that, if given the chance, she would sacrifice every single fan in the stadium. One by one.
===Baltimore Crabs===
 
Harrell did not play for the Baltimore Crabs.<br>
 
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===Logan Starts a Podcast===
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<center><span style="font-family: serif; color:mediumpurple; font-size: 150%;text-shadow: 0px 0px 3px mediumpurple">It won't be enough</span> </center>
While playing for the Baltimore Crabs, Logan was invited to do a show with [[Jacoby Podcast]], and discovered the joy of making up words and saying them into a microphone. This unfortunately started a trend of Logan recording his own show - with the following episodes being what he considers the highlight of his podcasting career.
 
  
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<span style="color:mediumpurple;font-size: 140%;font-family:'Arvo','Palatino','Georgia',serif">Harrell could not exist</span> <br/>
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Although she has softened since joining the Mills, likely from developing a side gig for contractual reasons,
!Episode Title
 
!Downloads
 
!Episode Description
 
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|Episode 4: Off to the races
 
|1145
 
|An examination of the the start of Blaseball
 
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|Episode 56: The Dancecourse
 
|487
 
|A podcast about dances that rocked the culture
 
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|Episode 76: Horsin' Around
 
|789
 
|about the party scene in Baltimore
 
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|Episode 77: Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth (I Got A Tongue Piercing)
 
|121
 
|Logan got a tongue piercing and talks about it for twenty consecutive minutes (he is noticeably slurring a bit because he's not used to the piercing)
 
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|Episode 99: The End of a Neighra
 
|895
 
|Logan’s final episode. (not really)
 
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|Episode 105: Let's Talk Trot
 
|328
 
|Discussing the korean pop genre trot
 
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|Episode 160: Dark Horse
 
|437
 
| Logan dyes his hair black
 
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|Episode 284: Trojan Horse
 
|1339
 
|Logan accidentally clicks on a shady email and it destroys his computer
 
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|The Daleween special: Unbridled Fear
 
|666
 
|An audio recording of the team's reactions while watching classic horror flick "The Exlorcist" intended to be watched synced up to the movie patreon-only exclusive
 
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|Episode 234: Cloppy-pasta
 
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| Logan and [[Jacoby Podcast]] read horse themed creepy pasta
 
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|Episode 305: The Dale Holiday Special
 
|218
 
|The guys talk about their plans for the holiday season.
 
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|Episode 355: Mule-sic to my ears
 
|879
 
|Logan picks up his old hobby of playing keyboard and tries to teach [[Jacoby Podcast]]. It does not go well. In fact it goes poorly
 
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|Episode 407: Dischorse
 
|668
 
|A discussion of the latest hot topics in the ILB
 
  
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Harrell is yet to reconsider the stance that, if given the chance, she would still sacrifice every single fan in the stadium. One by one.
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<center><span style="font-family: serif; color:mediumpurple; font-size: 150%;text-shadow: 0px 0px 3px mediumpurple">Still not enough I'm afraid.</span> </center>
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<span style="color:mediumpurple;font-size: 140%;font-family:'Arvo','Palatino','Georgia',serif">Harrell will not exist</span> <br/>
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Harrell was taking to Yellowstone National Ballpark rather well, and although she still wanted to sacrifice every fan in the stadium one by one, the urge was lessening.
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Whether Harrell wishes to sacrifice the [[Yellowstone National Park (Ballpark)|park's]] visitors one by one remains to be seen.
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<center><span style="font-family: serif; color:mediumpurple; font-size: 150%;text-shadow: 0px 0px 3px mediumpurple">Harrell Dearest it's just not that simple.</span> </center>
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<span style="color:mediumpurple;font-size: 140%;font-family:'Arvo','Palatino','Georgia',serif">Harrell should not exist</span> <br/>
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Arriving in Hawai’i under the domain of Our Lady, Harrell made a smooth transition to island life, where she took up a hobby of hunting invasive species, but otherwise was able to unwind to some degree. 
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After an extended stay in Hawai’i it seemed uncertain if Harrell was still interested in sacrificing every single fan in the stadium. One by one.
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<center><span style="font-family: serif; color:mediumpurple; font-size: 150%;text-shadow: 0px 0px 3px mediumpurple">Oh that's too bad. Have you lost your nerve?</span> </center>
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<span style="color:mediumpurple;font-size: 140%;font-family:'Arvo','Palatino','Georgia',serif">Harrell can not exist</span> <br/>
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When Harrel first joins the Crabs they are in a state of disarray. With long-time Crabs [[Luis Acevedo]] and [[Parker Parra]] gone from the lineup, a newly returned and debted [[York Silk]], rumours of [[Nagomi McDaniel]]’s involvement in the affair, and [[Tot Fox]] and [[Pedro Davids]] still elsewhere, there was hardly any time to worry about a woman who did not exist. In fact the only one who seemed to notice she had joined the roster was [[Brock Forbes]], who thanks to being split across an infinite number of dimensions had a penchant for seeing things that other people could not.  who greeted her with a simple “Hello” that she was unaccustomed to. After the first few attempts he had to specify, “I’m talking to you”.
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Harrell and Brock had a brief discussion about her current state of being and the current state of the team. He needed someone he could rely on, and she needed <span style="color:mediumpurple;>{{spoiler|Something she could not have}}. </span> Harrell and Brock discussed the terms of this arrangement and they came to a deal. As he called down with a voice he had not used in an age, he clarified “this is not a deal.”
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It was a simple enough outcome. A complex doll made of bone and chitin, forged using things that only Brock remembered how to do with power from a god he had long since betrayed. It’s delicate ball joints juxtaposed with it’s hard surface, and it’s face still and unmoving, but it  undeniably existed. It was simple enough for Harrell to move it around, to position it, or to make it seem more alive. And just like that Harrell didn’t exist, but this thing did. Rising from the bay and carrying the doll in his hands, he turned to Harrell and asked, “How do you like it?”
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<center><span style="font-family: serif; color:mediumpurple; font-size: 150%;text-shadow: 0px 0px 3px mediumpurple">An inelegant solution, you will find this is all temporary.<br/>I will see the two of you again before too long.<br/><br/> Send my regards to Baldwin and Deborah.<br/><br/></span> </center>
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It was only thanks to Harrell’s considerable will that she was able to move the doll at all, but she found that when it was convenient, it was good to have the option. After so many years, it was a comfortable state of being and now she could choose her nonexistence when she wanted it.  Her and Brock found an equilibrium as they worked to keep the team functioning in the chaos of the ILB, as well as Harrell showing Brock all her “cool vape tricks” in the Tillman Henderson Memorial Restrooms.
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Revision as of 04:21, 4 April 2021

No one has ever seen, heard, touched, smelled, tasted, heard from, heard of, located, tracked, watched, spied on, sensed, felt, looked at, listened to, talked to, conversed with, or were able to discern anything about “Harrell." Anything you might have heard about "Harrell" is complete hearsay. It is impossible to describe "Harrell" because she does not exist.

Harrell does not exist
It was first determined that Harrell does not exist when, in mid-conversation with her in the Tiger’s dugout, Nagomi Meng turned to smile at Harrell and realized that she doesn't exist. It is posited by some that Harrell never existed, but it's impossible to know anything about something as hypothetical and forbidden as the past.

Harrell has made it clear that, if given the chance, she would sacrifice every single fan in the stadium. One by one.

It won't be enough

Harrell could not exist
Although she has softened since joining the Mills, likely from developing a side gig for contractual reasons,

Harrell is yet to reconsider the stance that, if given the chance, she would still sacrifice every single fan in the stadium. One by one.

Still not enough I'm afraid.

Harrell will not exist
Harrell was taking to Yellowstone National Ballpark rather well, and although she still wanted to sacrifice every fan in the stadium one by one, the urge was lessening.

Whether Harrell wishes to sacrifice the park's visitors one by one remains to be seen.

Harrell Dearest it's just not that simple.

Harrell should not exist
Arriving in Hawai’i under the domain of Our Lady, Harrell made a smooth transition to island life, where she took up a hobby of hunting invasive species, but otherwise was able to unwind to some degree.

After an extended stay in Hawai’i it seemed uncertain if Harrell was still interested in sacrificing every single fan in the stadium. One by one.

Oh that's too bad. Have you lost your nerve?

Harrell can not exist
When Harrel first joins the Crabs they are in a state of disarray. With long-time Crabs Luis Acevedo and Parker Parra gone from the lineup, a newly returned and debted York Silk, rumours of Nagomi McDaniel’s involvement in the affair, and Tot Fox and Pedro Davids still elsewhere, there was hardly any time to worry about a woman who did not exist. In fact the only one who seemed to notice she had joined the roster was Brock Forbes, who thanks to being split across an infinite number of dimensions had a penchant for seeing things that other people could not. who greeted her with a simple “Hello” that she was unaccustomed to. After the first few attempts he had to specify, “I’m talking to you”.


Harrell and Brock had a brief discussion about her current state of being and the current state of the team. He needed someone he could rely on, and she needed Something she could not have. Harrell and Brock discussed the terms of this arrangement and they came to a deal. As he called down with a voice he had not used in an age, he clarified “this is not a deal.”


It was a simple enough outcome. A complex doll made of bone and chitin, forged using things that only Brock remembered how to do with power from a god he had long since betrayed. It’s delicate ball joints juxtaposed with it’s hard surface, and it’s face still and unmoving, but it undeniably existed. It was simple enough for Harrell to move it around, to position it, or to make it seem more alive. And just like that Harrell didn’t exist, but this thing did. Rising from the bay and carrying the doll in his hands, he turned to Harrell and asked, “How do you like it?”

An inelegant solution, you will find this is all temporary.
I will see the two of you again before too long.

Send my regards to Baldwin and Deborah.

It was only thanks to Harrell’s considerable will that she was able to move the doll at all, but she found that when it was convenient, it was good to have the option. After so many years, it was a comfortable state of being and now she could choose her nonexistence when she wanted it. Her and Brock found an equilibrium as they worked to keep the team functioning in the chaos of the ILB, as well as Harrell showing Brock all her “cool vape tricks” in the Tillman Henderson Memorial Restrooms.