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Box of Stephens Lightner Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Stephen Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-41.930 and start reading...

Stephen / Community Lore
This article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. It is just one of many Stephens that we've found in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. You can find more Stephens about Inumo/TestStdIRM at their Stephen Registry.

Stephens Irlwin

Stephens Irlwin was an Australian children's TV star primarily known for their work teaching kids about Australian wildlife, whose show ran for 1-7. They bat with an Animal Control Pole, though sometimes they will try to bat with the rope loop which leads to more strikes than would usually be thrown against them. When not playing Blaseball they run the Australian zloo and live with their husband, 4 kids, and 1 unusually large and scaly dog. Do not let Stephens Irlwin near Lowe Forbes as for unknown reasons Stephens Irlwin's life goal has been to capture a Forbes and they will peruse Lowe until they have evaded Irlwin. They have never tried to capture Brock Forbes, the reason is unknown but many have theorized it is because Irlwin doesn't know that Brock's last name is Forbes.

Stephens Lightner Across Dimensions

In the Interdimensional Rumor Mill’s library, there’s an always-evolving book titled Stephens Lightner’s Stephen Registry. A bookmark sticks out from between the pages, labelled IF-41.930 and marking the following entry...

Stephen / Community Lore
This article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. It is just one of many Stephens that we've found in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. You can find more Stephens about Inumo/TestStdIRM at their Stephen Registry.

Stephens Irlwin

Stephens Irlwin was an Australian children's TV star primarily known for their work teaching kids about Australian wildlife, whose show ran for 1-7. They bat with an Animal Control Pole, though sometimes they will try to bat with the rope loop which leads to more strikes than would usually be thrown against them. When not playing Blaseball they run the Australian zloo and live with their husband, 4 kids, and 1 unusually large and scaly dog. Do not let Stephens Irlwin near Lowe Forbes as for unknown reasons Stephens Irlwin's life goal has been to capture a Forbes and they will peruse Lowe until they have evaded Irlwin. They have never tried to capture Brock Forbes, the reason is unknown but many have theorized it is because Irlwin doesn't know that Brock's last name is Forbes.

The Many Faces of Stephens Lightner

According to the Interdimensional Rumor Mill, some things never change, even across dimensions. Someone, somewhere, decided to catalog all the different versions of Stephens Lightner in a Stephen Registry, but today the version from IF-23.428 is playing. Here’s what the rumors say...

Stephen Fredricks

Stephen Fredricks was the most infamous criminal housed at the IF-23.428 Englewood Federal Correctional Facility. In IF-23.428, they were responsible for the theft of thousands of priceless Colorado artifacts, including the Mlona Lisel, the Dlavid, the only remaining copy of Gland Tuft Otto Englewood Heights (pre-"Mature Content" patch), and a small church mouse named Lucifer who entertained the nuns at Santo Cristobal's Episcopal Daycare.

Stephens Fredricks was one of the most dangerous con artists in their dimension. Though they had been a part of Lightner for at least REDACTED of years, they were able to conceal their former identity as a con artist from The Collective, claiming that they'd been a fortune teller in IF-23.428 to manipulate Lightner into occasionally making decisions they wouldn't have otherwise made. Their former identity was outed on Season 8, Day 36, when in a rather boneheaded move they got careless and used their "divinity" to predict a 3-game winning streak for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, which was immediately disproven by their loss to the New York Millennials. It was the first known incident of a Stephen acting against the interests of The Collective.

Fredricks is said to be responsible for Lightner's proficiency at stealing bases, due to being a master thief.

A Short Story on Stephens Lightner

Space twists. Dimensions shiver. Something new springs forth. This time, the Interdimensional Rumor Mill reveals a Stephen from IF-506.54 out of its Stephen Registry...

Stephen / Community Lore
This article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. It is just one of many Stephens that we've found in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. You can find more Stephens about Inumo/TestStdIRM at their Stephen Registry.

Stephen Secily

Stephen Secily was the star kicker in the IF-506.54-unique women's flootball team, the Cloverdale Chefs. She successfully scored 3,076 points during her career, and led the team to victory against the ██████████████████ during the ████ championships.

As part of Lightner, she is credited with providing much of Lightner's baserunning abilities. She still hinders Lightner's defense abilities by reflexively attempting to kick blaseballs instead of picking them up and throwing them.

The Lightner Project

Through the Lightner Project, some of the Stephens that make up Lightner have been approximately identified across the dimensions. However, the instability of Lightner makes the below report highly unstable. This time, the Interdimensional Rumor Mill reveals a Stephen from IF-573.44 out of its Stephen Registry...

Stephen / Community Lore
This article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. It is just one of many Stephens that we've found in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. You can find more Stephens about Inumo/TestStdIRM at their Stephen Registry.

Stephen Flash

Stephen Flash was the team captain of the IF-573.44 sloccer team Denver Brights, known for being composed entirely of Goldenrod Gall moths. Despite their composition, they were rather agile and blocked many goals using their 'headbutt', which was actually the combined moths that formed the head and neck throwing their entire weight towards the ball at the same time.

Flash is said to be the reason why Lightner is sometimes distracted by bright lights.

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Testimony on Stephens Lightner's Identity

Stories swirl about Stephens Lightner in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. Wiki archivists have dutifully recorded some of them in a Stephen Registry, summarized for easy research. These are the notes for one story from IF-573.44...

Stephen / Community Lore
This article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. It is just one of many Stephens that we've found in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. You can find more Stephens about Inumo/TestStdIRM at their Stephen Registry.

Stephen Flash

Stephen Flash was the team captain of the IF-573.44 sloccer team Denver Brights, known for being composed entirely of Goldenrod Gall moths. Despite their composition, they were rather agile and blocked many goals using their 'headbutt', which was actually the combined moths that formed the head and neck throwing their entire weight towards the ball at the same time.

Flash is said to be the reason why Lightner is sometimes distracted by bright lights.

Testimony on Stephens Lightner's Personage

Stories swirl about Stephens Lightner in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. Wiki archivists have dutifully recorded some of them in a Stephen Registry, summarized for easy research. These are the notes for one story from IF-573.44...

Stephen / Community Lore
This article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. It is just one of many Stephens that we've found in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. You can find more Stephens about Inumo/TestStdIRM at their Stephen Registry.

Stephen Flash

Stephen Flash was the team captain of the IF-573.44 sloccer team Denver Brights, known for being composed entirely of Goldenrod Gall moths. Despite their composition, they were rather agile and blocked many goals using their 'headbutt', which was actually the combined moths that formed the head and neck throwing their entire weight towards the ball at the same time.

Flash is said to be the reason why Lightner is sometimes distracted by bright lights.