User:Astrid/XIII draft
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At Latesiesta of Season 14, the Breath Mints finished installing their newly-”acquired” PsychoAcoustics system in the Meadow. Shortly thereafter, a loud whine pierced the sky, followed by a crash, a thud, and the clattering of empty Five Loko cans. As the team investigated, they found XIII lying on the floor of Pudge’s house on fifth base, beneath a gaping hole (next to the existing, larger hole) in the roof.
