Tough Love Dimension

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At the end of season 4, San Francisco Lovers Kichiro Guerra and Parker Meng switched places with their doubles in an alternate dimension, informally referred to in this world as the "Tough Love Dimension."

In the Tough Love Dimension, the Lovers grew out of a competitive blaseball game between two polycules, with Parker Meng as captain. They went on to dominate the Internet Blaseball League, winning three championships in the first four seasons.

Known facts about the Tough Love dimension:

  • Helga is one woman with one body, masquerading as two separate women for reasons unknown.
  • Jessica Telephone is a mediocre player who has trouble hitting sliders. She is also a vegetarian.
  • Percival Wheeler has a shaved head.
  • Unflattering photos of Paula Turnip wearing a brightly colored clothing line called DAZZLE, which she was endorsing, became a meme.
  • Kichiro Guerra is a magical girl, but keeps it a carefully guarded secret.
  • The Seattle Garages go by a different name.