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==History== | ==History== | ||
| − | Fox is a former All-Star somewhat past their prime, but | + | Fox is a former All-Star - somewhat past their prime, but a fan favorite nonetheless. Every time Fox comes up to bat, raucous chants of ''"Too Tot Too Trot"'' drown out all other sound within 13 parsecs of the Crabitat. |
When not playing Blaseball, Fox can often be found sitting on their porch, sipping a Gin Rickey and reading the collected works of █████████. | When not playing Blaseball, Fox can often be found sitting on their porch, sipping a Gin Rickey and reading the collected works of █████████. | ||
| − | It is not yet known whether Tot Fox is a human or, in fact, a fox. It is speculated, however, that Fox's theoretical fox form would possess an entire blaseball | + | It is not yet known whether Tot Fox is a human or, in fact, a fox. It is speculated, however, that Fox's theoretical fox form would possess an entire blaseball batt where one would normally have a tail. Online correspondence<ref>Tot Fox [@2tot2fox] (2 Aug 2020). [https://twitter.com/2tot2fox/status/1289990082510721024 "This is libel. Signed. Tot Fox"] (Tweet) - via Twitter.</ref> has confirmed that, fox or not, Fox has the ability to read and write. |
After Fox hit the winning run in Season 3 Day 90, they were awarded a whole rotisserie chicken by the team as celebration. | After Fox hit the winning run in Season 3 Day 90, they were awarded a whole rotisserie chicken by the team as celebration. | ||
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Local rumours have suggested that during the events of the Feedback, the ever-snipping hand of [[The Olde One]] had begun to be felt by Tot Fox. When they took their batting position for the Crabs, they had already been carcinized; emerging as neither entirely human or fox but as an eldritch chimera possessing the bottom half of a giant crab, the torso of a human, and the head of a fox. | Local rumours have suggested that during the events of the Feedback, the ever-snipping hand of [[The Olde One]] had begun to be felt by Tot Fox. When they took their batting position for the Crabs, they had already been carcinized; emerging as neither entirely human or fox but as an eldritch chimera possessing the bottom half of a giant crab, the torso of a human, and the head of a fox. | ||
| − | The Breckenridge Slummit Daily disputed these rumours | + | The Breckenridge Slummit Daily disputed these rumours, insisting that Tot Fox still looked their normal, ambiguously human, ambiguously fox self. Lead sports reporter Joe Clullinlane was quoted as saying "You can't just stick a fox in a crab outfit and claim they've been carcinized." A response published in the Baltimore Slun by Crabs co-managers [[Howard and Dwayne]] suggested that the Clullinlane would face the "wrath of the Mother Crab for this slander". |
==In Literature== | ==In Literature== | ||
During the Season 4 Day 25 game in which Tox Fox was swapped to the Crabs, Crabs Poet Laureate [[Runolfio Peeper]] threw a paper airplane onto the field, which one of the groundskeepers picked up. It had the following scrawled on it: | During the Season 4 Day 25 game in which Tox Fox was swapped to the Crabs, Crabs Poet Laureate [[Runolfio Peeper]] threw a paper airplane onto the field, which one of the groundskeepers picked up. It had the following scrawled on it: | ||
Revision as of 01:05, 29 September 2020
History
Fox is a former All-Star - somewhat past their prime, but a fan favorite nonetheless. Every time Fox comes up to bat, raucous chants of "Too Tot Too Trot" drown out all other sound within 13 parsecs of the Crabitat.
When not playing Blaseball, Fox can often be found sitting on their porch, sipping a Gin Rickey and reading the collected works of █████████.
It is not yet known whether Tot Fox is a human or, in fact, a fox. It is speculated, however, that Fox's theoretical fox form would possess an entire blaseball batt where one would normally have a tail. Online correspondence[1] has confirmed that, fox or not, Fox has the ability to read and write.
After Fox hit the winning run in Season 3 Day 90, they were awarded a whole rotisserie chicken by the team as celebration.
Feedback Transfer to the Crabs
During a Season 4 Day 25 game against the Baltimore Crabs Tot Fox was caught in the Feedback and swapped to the Crabs, with Valentine Games taking their place on the Jazz Hands.
Local rumours have suggested that during the events of the Feedback, the ever-snipping hand of The Olde One had begun to be felt by Tot Fox. When they took their batting position for the Crabs, they had already been carcinized; emerging as neither entirely human or fox but as an eldritch chimera possessing the bottom half of a giant crab, the torso of a human, and the head of a fox.
The Breckenridge Slummit Daily disputed these rumours, insisting that Tot Fox still looked their normal, ambiguously human, ambiguously fox self. Lead sports reporter Joe Clullinlane was quoted as saying "You can't just stick a fox in a crab outfit and claim they've been carcinized." A response published in the Baltimore Slun by Crabs co-managers Howard and Dwayne suggested that the Clullinlane would face the "wrath of the Mother Crab for this slander".
In Literature
During the Season 4 Day 25 game in which Tox Fox was swapped to the Crabs, Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper threw a paper airplane onto the field, which one of the groundskeepers picked up. It had the following scrawled on it:
Tot Fox once fought
For Hands and thought
He'd not Guy Fawkes
Their batter’s box
But he was caught
In feedback talks
And so was brought
To Old Bay’s docks
Now he’ll detox
From jazzy squawks
And earn his shot
A red mascot
That has been wrought
By blaseball’s plot.
Footnotes
- ↑ Tot Fox [@2tot2fox] (2 Aug 2020). "This is libel. Signed. Tot Fox" (Tweet) - via Twitter.
