Tot Fox/IF-29.68

History

Fox is a former All-Star somewhat past their prime, but is still a fan favorite. Every time Fox comes up to bat, raucous chants of "Too Tot Too Trot" drown out all other sound within 13 parsecs of the Blaseball stadium.

When not playing Blaseball, Fox can often be found sitting on their porch, sipping a Gin Rickey and reading the collected works of █████████.

It is not yet known whether Tot Fox is a human or, in fact, a fox. It is speculated, however, that Fox's theoretical fox form would possess an entire blaseball blatt for a tail. Online correspondence has confirmed that, fox or not, Fox has the ability to read and write.

After Fox hit the winning run in Season 3 Day 90, they were awarded a whole rotisserie chicken by the team as celebration.

Feedback Transfer to the Crabs

During a Season 4 Day 25 game against the Baltimore Crabs Tot Fox was caught in the Feedback and swapped to the Crabs, with Valentine Games taking their place on the Jazz Hands.

Local rumours have suggested that during the events of the Feedback, the ever-snipping hand of The Olde One had begun to be felt by Tot Fox. When they took their batting position for the Crabs, they had already been carcinized; emerging as neither entirely human or fox but as an eldritch chimera possessing the bottom half of a giant crab, the torso of a human, and the head of a fox.

The Breckenridge Slummit Daily disputed these rumours; saying that Tot Fox looked their normal ambiguously human, ambiguously fox self. Lead sports report Joe Clullinlane was quoted as saying "You can't just stick a fox in a crab outfit and claim they've been carcinized." A response published in the Baltimore Slun by Crabs co-managers Howard and Dwayne suggested that the Clullinlane would face the "wrath of the Mother Crab for this slander".

In Literature

During the Season 4 Day 25 game in which Tox Fox was swapped to the Crabs, Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper threw a paper airplane onto the field, which one of the groundskeepers picked up. It had the following scrawled on it:

Tot Fox once fought

For Hands and thought

He'd not Guy Fawkes

Their batter’s box

But he was caught

In feedback talks

And so was brought

To Old Bay’s docks

Now he’ll detox

From jazzy squawks

And earn his shot

A red mascot

That has been wrought

By blaseball’s plot.