Tillman Henderson

Tillman Henderson
Basic Information
Team	Baltimore Crabs
Status	Alive
Batting	★★1/2
Pitching	★1/2
Defense	★★★★1/2
Running	★★★★1/2
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Inventing secret handshakes
Coffee Style	Cold Brew
Blood Type	O No
Fate	70
Soulscream	AUEXIAUEXIAUHAEHUHAEHUIEAOIIEAOII
Biographical Details
Pronouns	he/him
Personal Relationships
Rival(s)	everyone
Other Background Information
Player Twitter	@TillmanBaller

Tillman Henderson is a player for the Baltimore Crabs who has played for the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Henderson currently has no notable events in the official record books

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Henderson is just a terrible person. He sucks. Nobody likes him. He does not have depression, despite the knock off Achewood t-shirt.

He got a spot in the pitching roster because his father, Thrillman J. Henderson, was a hedge fund manager who recommended an accountant with questionable methods to the Crabs' Chief Financial Officer.

Henderson is frequently rude to support staff, medical staff and the wizard staff which hovers in the center of the Crabs' dressing room. He is constantly late to training, usually due to arguing about his height on his own Wikipedia page. He never fetches his own balls.

He has faced strong backlash from fan organizations for posting fan art without crediting the artists on social media. His response of "idk who did it I just found it" was not well-received either.

He has a photo of former US President Ronald Reagan hanging above his bedframe. He claims to have discovered "Tillman Juice", a mixture of Four Loko and orange Gatorade. He is not a Baltimore native, and frequently leaves the Crabitat to vacation at his father's summer homes when he is not pitching a game. He has stated several times that he "cannot be killed" by the rogue umpires, but he may in fact be bribing them to keep from being incinerated.

He always makes a huge mess in restaurants, and never tips. He has several driving offences, and always parks at a 35-70° angle. He is currently being investigated for several thousands of dollars worth of unpaid tickets. It is unclear why he still has a license.

Henderson is known to have a matching arm tattoo with Kennedy Loser. It is a tribal armband that says "TILLMAN HENDERSON".

Truly reprehensible. Absolute wasteman. No time for this clown.

Extended Siesta Hijinks

During the extended siesta, Tillman was revealed to have a large group of apparently defective Tillman Clones, they were defective in that kindness was their disposition as opposed to cruelty. Through a short twitter arg in which Henry Marshallow, Oliver Notarobot, and Fitz Blackburn hunted down the Henderson Camp, accidentally revealing the location to Tillman. Even though they were trying to help, through their actions Tillman was able to find this base of clones and destroy them all.[1]

All except for Tilllman, the french speaking Tillman clone who showed up late to the Sanctuary.

In Literature

Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following poem about Henderson, although he said he "didn't want to":

To write a poem on Tillman is a chore

This unpleasant rotten whiny sad disgrace

Who perhaps it is much better to ignore

I have seen him punch a grandma in the face

Throughout Baltimore his name will earn a curse

And he’s been thrown out of nearly every place

Yes, it’s very hard to find a person worse

He trips waiters when he visits all cafés

And the way he parks his car is near perverse

Plus, of pitching little talent he betrays

His ERA is in the stratosphere

We’re glad he pitches just once in five days

Yet as crass and rude and stupid he appears

If he ever wins a game he’ll earn our cheers.

External Links

Tillman's Letterboxed Account

Tillman's Twitter

The leader of the Tillmaniacs, Tillman's fanclub

Tillman's podcast, The Tillman Experience

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• _{Last edited by 69HendersonHater69 on 8/4/2020}
• _{Edited by CrabsLoreBard on 8/4/2020 (Comment: i give up)}
• _{Edited by 69HendersonHater69 on 8/4/2020}
• _{Edited by CrabsLoreBard on 8/2/2020 (Comment: STOP VANDALIZING THIS PAGE)}
• _{Edited by TillmanSux87 on 8/1/2020}
• _{Edited by CrabsLoreBard on 7/31/2020 (Comment: Banned)}
• _{Edited by SteakNShake on 7/30/2020 (Comment: hahahaha screw tillman)}
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