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Career in Hades

Paula spent the last portion of Season 8 in Hades finding her way as a Tiger.  The team recognized the portion of Landry Violence’s spirit she had received while she was a Firefighter, and they valued her ability to bat, draw walks and steal bases.


While in Seattle, Paula was known for her smash the patriarchy attitude. When she joined the Tigers, Persephone recognized this as an asset and decided to give a labrys to Paula.  When Paula signed her contract, Fearful Symmetry gave her the labrys and told her that the team owner thought she would find it useful.  Tiger player contracts are signed with ink made of ashes and pomegranate juice on black paper, because like Persephone, they are only bound to Hades during the blaseball season.


Paula moved into the Home Plate, and has become a friend of Mummy Melcon and the resident cool auntie to the younger residents.  She has continued her guitar playing and her amp is now drawing power from the lightning above Sixth Circle Stadium.  There are reports that when she is on a roll with her guitar, the lightning vibrates in unison with the guitar strings.  


Paula respects Peanutiel Duffy as an excellent hitter but keeps a little bit of distance from him because she has had allergic reactions to peanuts.   Her relationship with the newest Tiger, Aldon Cashmoney, is a work in progress. She appreciates vim giving her more opportunities to improve her base running, but also wonders about how anti-capitalist or non-patriarchal ve is.