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| − | [[Season 1]], Spears was a batter for the [[Philly Pies]]. | + | [[Season 1]], Spears was a batter and short stop for the [[Philly Pies]]. |
On [[Season 3]], Day 98, Taylor swallowed a stray peanut and suffered an allergic reaction. This lowered their rating from ★★½ to ★. | On [[Season 3]], Day 98, Taylor swallowed a stray peanut and suffered an allergic reaction. This lowered their rating from ★★½ to ★. | ||
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==Polearm Incidents== | ==Polearm Incidents== | ||
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| − | Spears Taylor | + | Spears Taylor is rated the second most anti-capitalistic player in the league due to a history of throwing literal spears at capitalists. Taylor is perhaps best known for the incident where they threw a partizan at [[Bees Kneesos]], or the time they made the news for clipping [[Eli Rank]] with a halberd. They love to steal... those bases! |
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| + | Since feedback-ing from the Pies to the Tigers, Taylor has been provided with, according to onlookers, "just an unreasonable number of pikes, glaives, lances [...] A big pile of loose pole-based weapons." When asked to comment on why, Tigers manager [[Fearful Symmetry]] said, "We actually had those lying around already. We've been trying to get rid of them for ages." | ||
==Singing Voice== | ==Singing Voice== | ||
Revision as of 13:15, 26 August 2020
Spears Taylor is a lineup player for the Hades Tigers. Taylor has been a member of the team since Season 4. Taylor is known for anti-capitalism.
Official League Records
Season 1, Spears was a batter and short stop for the Philly Pies.
On Season 3, Day 98, Taylor swallowed a stray peanut and suffered an allergic reaction. This lowered their rating from ★★½ to ★.
On Season 4, Day 43, Taylor was caught in a Feedback loop and swapped teams with Jessica Telephone changing from the Philly Pies to the Hades Tigers.
Polearm Incidents
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Spears Taylor is rated the second most anti-capitalistic player in the league due to a history of throwing literal spears at capitalists. Taylor is perhaps best known for the incident where they threw a partizan at Bees Kneesos, or the time they made the news for clipping Eli Rank with a halberd. They love to steal... those bases!
Since feedback-ing from the Pies to the Tigers, Taylor has been provided with, according to onlookers, "just an unreasonable number of pikes, glaives, lances [...] A big pile of loose pole-based weapons." When asked to comment on why, Tigers manager Fearful Symmetry said, "We actually had those lying around already. We've been trying to get rid of them for ages."
Singing Voice
Spears Taylor's origins are shrouded in mystery - however, many claim that they follow a similar fate as fellow Pies player Kennedy Cena, being an amalgamation of both Taylor Swift and Britney Spears. No confirmation is yet given on this, but eyewitness karaoke reports testify to the beauty and horror of their singing.
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