Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café

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Sunbeams players Hahn Fox and Nagomi Nava at the cat café.
Hahn Fox and Nagomi Nava at the cat café. By @larkine

The Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café was built to house Randall Marijuana's "singular" cat after his incineration. Originally run by Alaynabella Hollywood, Nagomi Nava took over most duties (with assistance from Hahn Fox after the former transferred to the Boston Flowers).

As the safest and, as some customers have described, “mellowest” place in The Hellmouth, it is also a popular place for fans and members of the Hellmouth Sunbeams to gather. On display within the Minecraft-themed café is Marijuana’s collection of Bionicle figures.

Cats currently available to meet at the café include Salamancer, Artemis, and Gloopy Crow. Following the Season 10 Postseason and the blossoming "Hellennials" anti-rivalry, lucky visitors may also spot Millie the Bodega Cat worming her way across the café, in and out through a pair of cat flaps which mysteriously appeared on the skirting boards near the start of Season 11.