Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Gloopy Crow
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Cat / Community LoreRandy's Cat Cáfe is actually home to several cats, but Randy was too stoned to realize it. If you would like to see a list of all cats in the cáfe, or give a new cat a home in the Cáfe, click Randy's Cat Cáfe. This system is based on the Interdimensional Rumor Mill, which can be read all about at Interdimensional Rumor Mill.
Gloopy Crow
Gloopy Crow is approximately five liters of caustic sludge, bound to the skull of a cat. Gloopy Crow possesses a quantity of limbs generally in the region of "more than enough." Cat Café patrons are advised not to touch Gloopy Crow, as it does not like the attention and the effect of its sludgy substance is, according to Nagomi Nava, "heavily exfoliating".
