Parker Meng

Parker Meng
Image courtesy of @electricgaunt, made with an editor created by @r4tist.
Basic Information
Team	San Francisco Lovers
Status	Alive
Batting	★★½
Pitching	★★★
Defense	★★★½
Running	★★★½
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Showtunes
Coffee Style	Coffee?
Blood Type	Acidic
Fate	2
Soulscream	HXEIUHXEIUHAUAXEAUAXEAOIAXXOIAXXOXIAAAXIAAAXEEAAUEEAAUEEUIEAEUIEAEAAAUIAAAUIAIAAAAIAAAAI
Biographical Details
Pronouns	She/Her

Parker Meng is a pitcher for the San Francisco Lovers.

Official League Records

Meng currently has no notable events in the official record books

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Generally confident and an excellent all-around athlete, Parker's great weakness is that she has falls apart in conversation with women she considers cute and has no ability to flirt.

Parker was a last-minute addition to the original roster, joining at the behest of her best friend, Helga Moreno. Parker played baseball in college and was a natural addition to the team but she only agreed to play so she could get closer to her crush, Helga Burton. Seasons later she had still not admitted her feelings, despite Helga M.'s emphatic encouragement. In the meantime, Parker has started dating several other members of the Lovers (mostly by accident) including Kichiro Guerra and Knight Urlacher.

During the siesta, Parker shared her feelings with Helga Burton over twitter, and they were reciprocated.

Parker's flirting problem is so acute that she sought out demonic help, but all the demons did was make her a better pitcher.

Parker is Chinese-American and a life-long resident of San Francisco.

Pitching

Parker's signature pitch, The Parker, is so-called because it "parks runners at home base." It has been reported that the pitch can knock down walls, despite being clocked at an average of only 86 miles per hour. Phlysicists have not yet determined how that is possible.

Charitable Work

Parker is a transgender woman and works extensively with Bay Area schools and youth groups that serve transgender youth. She's also a highly visible advocate for trans inclusion in youth sports. She coaches one of the many LGBT+ youth teams based out of The PolyHedron, the Poly Youth Good Friends.