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Townsend has a two-pitch arsenal, both of which are eephus pitches he insists are different. | Townsend has a two-pitch arsenal, both of which are eephus pitches he insists are different. | ||
| − | After being [[Blessing|blessed]] with [[Season_2#Blessings_2|pseudo-thumbs]] at the end of [[Season 2]]<ref>https://blaseball.fandom.com/wiki/Facts/Lore_Disambiguation_Guide</ref>, Townsend earned his first win of the season with a 13-7 win over the [[Hellmouth | + | After being [[Blessing|blessed]] with [[Season_2#Blessings_2|pseudo-thumbs]] at the end of [[Season 2]]<ref>https://blaseball.fandom.com/wiki/Facts/Lore_Disambiguation_Guide</ref>, Townsend earned his first win of the season with a 13-7 win over the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]]. |
==Personal life== | ==Personal life== | ||
Revision as of 19:57, 3 August 2020
Mike Townsend is a major disappointment, total disgrace, and starting pitcher for the Seattle Garages. He is also a former member of the Garages' band, Mike Townsend and the Seattle Garages[citation needed], and the frontman and sole member of The Who's on First (formerly known as The Way Cooler Anyway Mike Townsend Solo Project).
Despite there being at least three pitchers who are statistically worse than him, every single Garages fan questioned in a recent survey considered Townsend to be the worst pitcher in the League, both blaseball-ly and morally. This has led some obververs to believe that Townsend is among the most hated players in the history of Blaseball. Despite his weak statistics and poor reputation, Townsend has performed well historically against slugger Jessica Telephone. The reason for this unlikely success is hotly debated by fans.
Townsend has a two-pitch arsenal, both of which are eephus pitches he insists are different.
After being blessed with pseudo-thumbs at the end of Season 2[1], Townsend earned his first win of the season with a 13-7 win over the Hellmouth Sunbeams.
Personal life
Townsend once suggested the Garages change their name to the Seattle Bread, due to his love of whole wheat with extra seeds. This only increased the friction between Townsend and the rest of the Garages.
Townsend was born in and currently lives in Bellevue, Washington. Some suspect that this is the reason for his limited Blaseball success and soured reputation.
