Math Velazquez
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Math Velazquez has a very simple approach to blaseball. The team with the bigger number is guaranteed a win. Math's job is to ensure that team is the Houston Spies.
Trivia
As of Season 2, Math Velazquez is one of 3 players in the League to have a 0 star rating, with the others being Lars Taylor of the Hellmouth Sunbeams and Chambers Simmons of the Boston Flowers. They are all pitchers. Math Velazquez is known to have consulted with several eminent surgeons in the hopes of developing an experimental procedure which would allow them to become the first blaseball player with a negative star rating. It is unknown how they intend to achieve this, or why they consider this outcome desirable.
