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As of Season 2, Math Velazquez is one of 3 players in the League to have a 0 star rating, with the others being [[Lars Taylor]] of the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] and [[Chambers Simmons]] of the [[Boston Flowers]]. All three are pitchers. Math Velazquez is known to have consulted with several eminent mathematicians in the hopes of developing an experimental algorithm which would allow Math to become the first blaseball player with a negative star rating. It is unknown how Math intends to achieve this, why Math considers this outcome desirable, and what impact it would have on blaseball as a whole. | As of Season 2, Math Velazquez is one of 3 players in the League to have a 0 star rating, with the others being [[Lars Taylor]] of the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] and [[Chambers Simmons]] of the [[Boston Flowers]]. All three are pitchers. Math Velazquez is known to have consulted with several eminent mathematicians in the hopes of developing an experimental algorithm which would allow Math to become the first blaseball player with a negative star rating. It is unknown how Math intends to achieve this, why Math considers this outcome desirable, and what impact it would have on blaseball as a whole. | ||
Revision as of 20:50, 4 August 2020
Math Velazquez became one of the first non-human entities to play blaseball when Math began career pitching for the Houston Spies in season 1. Unconfirmed accounts suggest Math may have previously been a human who became a purely mathematical entity by unknown means. Math disputes these claims, and insists that Math has always simply been Math.
Math highly objects to the usage of any pronoun for reference. When every pronoun from was struck off and replaced with Math, Math returned a paper with "" on it.
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As of Season 2, Math Velazquez is one of 3 players in the League to have a 0 star rating, with the others being Lars Taylor of the Hellmouth Sunbeams and Chambers Simmons of the Boston Flowers. All three are pitchers. Math Velazquez is known to have consulted with several eminent mathematicians in the hopes of developing an experimental algorithm which would allow Math to become the first blaseball player with a negative star rating. It is unknown how Math intends to achieve this, why Math considers this outcome desirable, and what impact it would have on blaseball as a whole.
Math has theorised that achieving negative values is a first step towards opening blaseball up to ever more esoteric branches of mathematics - irrational numbers, complex numbers, and perhaps even beyond that into geometry, algebra, lattices. Again, it is unknown why Math considers this outcome desirable, and opposing scholars have warned that success in this project could critically destabilise blaseball.
