Difference between revisions of "Math Velazquez"
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| − | As of Season 2, Math Velazquez is one of 3 players in the League to have a 0 star rating, with the others being [[Lars Taylor]] of the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] and [[Chambers Simmons]] of the [[Boston Flowers]]. They are all pitchers. Math Velazquez is known to have consulted with several eminent mathematicians in the hopes of developing an experimental algorithm which would allow them to become the first blaseball player with a negative star rating. It is unknown how they intend to achieve this, | + | As of Season 2, Math Velazquez is one of 3 players in the League to have a 0 star rating, with the others being [[Lars Taylor]] of the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] and [[Chambers Simmons]] of the [[Boston Flowers]]. They are all pitchers. Math Velazquez is known to have consulted with several eminent mathematicians in the hopes of developing an experimental algorithm which would allow them to become the first blaseball player with a negative star rating. It is unknown how they intend to achieve this, why they consider this outcome desirable, and what impact it would have on blaseball as a whole. |
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| + | Velazquez has theorised that achieving negative values is a first step towards opening blaseball up to ever more esoteric branches of mathematics - irrational numbers, complex numbers, and perhaps even beyond that into geometry, algebra, lattices. Again, it is unknown why they consider this outcome desirable, and opposing scholars have warned that success in this project could critically destabilise blaseball. | ||
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Revision as of 11:16, 2 August 2020
Math Velazquez became one of the first non-human entities to play blaseball when they began their career pitching for the Houston Spies in season 1. Unconfirmed accounts suggest Math may have previously been a human who became a purely mathematical entity by unknown means. Math disputes these claims, and insist that they have always existed in their current form.
Stars
As of Season 2, Math Velazquez is one of 3 players in the League to have a 0 star rating, with the others being Lars Taylor of the Hellmouth Sunbeams and Chambers Simmons of the Boston Flowers. They are all pitchers. Math Velazquez is known to have consulted with several eminent mathematicians in the hopes of developing an experimental algorithm which would allow them to become the first blaseball player with a negative star rating. It is unknown how they intend to achieve this, why they consider this outcome desirable, and what impact it would have on blaseball as a whole.
Velazquez has theorised that achieving negative values is a first step towards opening blaseball up to ever more esoteric branches of mathematics - irrational numbers, complex numbers, and perhaps even beyond that into geometry, algebra, lattices. Again, it is unknown why they consider this outcome desirable, and opposing scholars have warned that success in this project could critically destabilise blaseball.
