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| − | {{Player|team=[[Houston Spies]]|status=Presumed alive, starless|image1=File:Math_velazquez.jpg}}Math Velazquez has a very simple approach to blaseball. The team with the bigger number is guaranteed a win. Math's job is to ensure that team is the [[Houston Spies]]. | + | {{Player|team=[[Houston Spies]]|status=Presumed alive, starless|image1=File:Math_velazquez.jpg}}Math Velazquez has a very simple approach to blaseball. The team with the bigger number is guaranteed a win. Math's job is to ensure that team is the [[Houston Spies]]. The current controversy of Math's "humanity" and his alleged position of having "transcended" into "pure mlathematical Blaseball statistics" remain unfounded rumors, and the official position of the Houston Spies is that these are baseless "slander" originating from competing teams. Irregardless, there is no rule stating that a transcended being of data can not play Blaseball. |
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Revision as of 03:01, 1 August 2020
Math Velazquez has a very simple approach to blaseball. The team with the bigger number is guaranteed a win. Math's job is to ensure that team is the Houston Spies. The current controversy of Math's "humanity" and his alleged position of having "transcended" into "pure mlathematical Blaseball statistics" remain unfounded rumors, and the official position of the Houston Spies is that these are baseless "slander" originating from competing teams. Irregardless, there is no rule stating that a transcended being of data can not play Blaseball.
Trivia
As of Season 2, Math Velazquez is one of 3 players in the League to have a 0 star rating, with the others being Lars Taylor of the Hellmouth Sunbeams and Chambers Simmons of the Boston Flowers. They are all pitchers. Math Velazquez is known to have consulted with several eminent surgeons in the hopes of developing an experimental procedure which would allow them to become the first blaseball player with a negative star rating. It is unknown how they intend to achieve this, or why they consider this outcome desirable.
