Lars Taylor

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Lars Taylor, also known as "No-Stars Lars," is a pitcher for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. He pitches using a glove as opposed to the standard Blaseball talon, and he gets his nickname from his complete and utter lack of stars, which he traded away in a crossroads deal with a Hellbeast for Sun Energy. This deal was made with JEFF, however JEFF has not taken that form since, and Lars is completely unaware of the fact that the crossroads deal he made was with JEFF.


Trivia

As of Season 2, Lars Taylor is one of 3 players in the League to have a 0 star rating, with the others being Math Velazquez of the Houston Spies and Chambers Simmons of the Boston Flowers. They are all pitchers.