Kennedy Loser/IF-65.408

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Marriage

Kennedy is married. This came as a surprise to many of the Crabs, who did not even realize that he was married to the person he kept bringing over to their gatherings, until the very day of ascension when he brought up in conversation, "I am going to miss my husband." Kennedy's husband is named Terry. They love each other very much. Terry doesn't really 'get' the whole blaseball thing, but hey, it's Ken's job, and they want to be supportive.

Terry is short for

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Tree Loser, despite his actual name being shorter than his nickname. He's just a tree (Eastern Red Cedar, to be precise). Kennedy regularly has his lunch under Terry's shade, and regularly says the same three awful jokes in his presence ("I've fallen for you," "If you say that again I'm leafing you," and "Cedar? I hardly know him!" Seriously he says one of these every conversation they have and he cracks himself up just as hard every time). Terry is apparently a distant cousin of Forrest Best, but tends to behave far more treefully than the notorious cryptid.