Kansas City Breath Mints/Fan Culture

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Fans of the Breath Mints - collectively known as the Minty Way - are known for their love of statistical analysis, fanfiction, tolerance, and of star Mints hitter Boyfriend Monreal.


Team Nicknames

  • Minties
  • Minty Fresh
  • Fresh Death

Chants

Team-wide

  • MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH! MIN-TY-FRESH!
  • We Have Fresh Breath (clap-clap-clapclapclap)
  • FRESH BREATH HERE WE COME / KANSAS CITY NUMBER ONE

Player-specific

  • Eizabeth Guerra takes no L’s! / [enemy team] can go to h*ll!
  • Boyfriend, Boyfriend, they're our boyfriend! / If they can't do it, they're our boyfriend! (Boyfriend Monreal)
  • That's Our Boy-Friend! (clap-clap-clapclapclap) (Monreal)
  • OUR BOYFRIENDS BACK! OUR BOYFRIENDS BACK! (Monreal)
  • Winnie, you better win! EEEEEEEEEE Winnie Hess
  • Vaughan is on! (Aggressive clattering of teeth) Oscar Vaughan
  • ROD.NET! HE'S THE INTERNET! Rodriguez Internet
  • Axel's a car! Not a man! Axel's a car! Not a man! Axel Trololol