Jordan Hildebert

Jordan Hildebert
Basic Information
Team	Houston Spies
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Intermittent fasting
Coffee Style	Latte
Blood Type	Fire
Fate	5
Soulscream	EEEAOEEEAOEUAAAOUAAAOUEEAIIEEAIIEXAAIOXAAIOXUAAIAUAAIAUAIIIHAIIIHAIOAEEIOAEEIAIAUUAIAUUAHAAAUHAAAUH

Jordan Hildebert is a pitcher for the Houston Spies, and has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Hildebert currently has no notable events in the official record books.

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Player History

Origin

Jordan (J-series Operational Research, and Development Android) was originally developed to aid and manage the Spies' R&D program. Designed to coordinate research while detecting (and dispatching) the many moles sent to infiltrate the Spies from organizations like the FBI, ATF, and the FDA. Eventually, they were rendered obsolete and chose to leave the Spies instead of being decommissioned.

Time in Politics

Though no longer a member of the Spies, their programming urged them to make use of their abilities. They found their management skills and ability to detect federal agents incredibly useful in the Houston labor community, and J-ORDAn spent a great deal of time as an organizer for mutual aid projects, and became a well known figure in city politics, taking on the last name "Hildebert" to disguise their synthetic nature.

The Great Return

Eventually, J-ORDAn burnt out on local politics, as many activists do. They were listless and without purpose, until the Spies reached back out to them. Decentral Command was in need of someone who could help keep moles out of their Blaseball team and help coordinate defensive plays in time for the Great Return. J-ORDAn took on the job, but decided to keep their human disguise out of fear of being barred or fined by the ILB.

Though they successfully hid their true nature, rumors of Hildebert possibly using performance enhancing technology to cheat spread after an incident involving a lost catchers mitt and a mechanical claw. Certainly the electronic screech of binary whenever Hildebert was coordinating for a fly-ball did not help dispel rumors.

The Great Reveal

In Season 8 the advent of the Unlimited Taco's Pitching Machine established stronger precedent for fully electronic players, allowing many of the ILB's less fleshy players to flaunt their abilities far more confidently. At the end of Season 8, J-ORDAn officially made their debut as an android, showing off the many stickers that have been applied to their chasis by your Son.

Gallery

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  J-ORDAn, after dramatically stripping their trenchcoat off in the 9th inning of a close game (by Diff)