Hahn Fox
Hahn Fox is a player for the Miami Dalé[1]. She is often referred to as "The Dalé Sweetheart" due to the fact that she maintains sobriety amongst the cafecito-ridden team culture of the Dalé. As of Season 2, she is the strongest batter for the Dalé with a 4 star rating, and she is tied for the strongest Dalé player with Rivers Clembons[1]. Fox is also a member-founder of the Party Animals.
Hahn was married during Season 1 to Tot Fox's third cousin and took her name. The reception has been ranked as the 7th most influential Dalé/Breckenridge Jazz Hands matchup. True to form, the Dalé Sweetheart maintains positive relationships with her in-laws both on and off the field.
Hahn has a brand endorsement deal with Diet Mlountain Dew and promotes it as an alternative to cafecito culture. The ads feature the slogans, “A Home Run for Sobriety,” “Tickles Your Brainstem, But Gently”, and “Parté with Aspartamé”.
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Rare Pixel variant. Discovered by MrMEGATRUCK on Twitter.
