Greer Gwiffin
Greer Gwiffin is a batter for the Seattle Garages.[1] He is also a wereowl, podcaster, habitual fail dad, and utility free-reed player for the Pacific Northwest Good-Time Prop Bet Players.
Gwiffin joined the Garages after Tiana Cash's incineration on Season 3 Day 47, contributing an RBI single in the fourth inning of a 6-3 win against the Houston Spies.[2] Shortly thereafter, he was voted as the Garages' official weed guy, since he claims to "know a guy." Gwiffin has also agreed to take the fall if the team's bus is caught with weed on board again.
Though Gwiffin doesn't contribute to the team’s zine, an anonymous teammate prints a small zine of Gwiffin's dumbest and weirdest sayings called “Gwiffin’s Gwisdoms” that secretly gets distributed to other players in the dugout.
Personal life
Prior to joining the Garages, Gwiffin was crashing on various Seattle-area couches "while [he] sorted some things out." He has referred to his singledom as being "in between divorces." He also hosted a splorts betting podcast called You Bet! with Greer Gwiffin, which some have called "incoherent" and "the ramblings of the worst sharp in this universe or the next." Despite these criticisms, You Bet! is a popular podcast, commonly used as sleep aid thanks to its "white noise-like" qualities.
While Gwiffin claim's his weed comes from a "guy" he "knows", it's speculated he is actually supplying his own home-grown weed. This speculation comes from the rather poor quality of the weed, and Gwiffin's history of complaining that "modern weed is too strong".
In 1973, Gwiffin was arrested in Swisher County, Texas for possession of a controlled substance after police found marijuana in his van. He has harbored a distrust of the police ever since.
Controversies
Gwiffin is currently in a contract dispute with premium masculine soap monthly delivery service StinkoBox, following the announcement that, in accordance with Internet League Blaseball regulations regarding players gambling, You Bet! would end its run.
