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Revision as of 01:48, 11 August 2020
Elijah Bates is a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers.
Official League Records
During Season 3, Day 31, Bates had a yummy reaction to a Peanut and went from a two star hitter to a three star.
History
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Bates first played Blaseball for York University in the Canadian University League. After dropping out of university, Bates briefly ran a bed and breakfast. Bates returned to the splort, after his nephew visited him in a dream.
His Nephew
His Nephew is presumed to be the child of his sister Elizabeth Eliott, who is a batter for the Yellowstone Magic. As of the present day, Eliott is not known to have any children.
Dietary History
On Day 31 of Season 3, Elijah Bates had a yummy reaction to a Peanut and gained one whole star rating. Before this day, Elijah Bates had never consumed protein in his entire life. When asked about how he felt about the change at a press conference, Bates stared vacantly and reported that "Mooney [Doctor] has [put him] on a steady diet of protein shakes to see if [he will] improve [his] batting." [citation needed]
Branding disputes
After Lin Manuel Miranda's Hamilton was released on Dlisney+, Elijah Bates has begun to insist that he be announced to the plate as "Elijah!" the same way the ensemble says "Eliza." The Moist Talkers Coaches told him to get a couple more hits and they would think about it1. At present, Bates does not receive any announcement when walking to the plate.
