Edric Tosser/IF-818.36

Rumor / Community Lore
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History

Born in the part of Chicago sometimes called Joliet, Tosser's birth caused everyone in Chicago to have painful visions of prophecy. It was known, in all of Chicago, that he would be the greatest pitcher in blaseball history.

Unfortunately for the splort of baseball, Tosser instead went almost immediately to work in the Joliet cinnamon mines. While bringing delicious delicious cinnamon to the people of Chicago is a noble goal, his true talents were wasted in the mines.

It wasn't until years later that [redacted] discovered Tosser, sweaty and covered in cinnamon dust, coming out of the mines. Insistent that Tosser should take up his true calling as a blaseball player, Tosser eventually relented but insisted on becoming a batter instead of a pitcher.

Now Edric is known far and wide in Chicago as a hard working, salt of the earth, mediocre hitter who could honestly do better if he just tried a little harder. Like seriously, you could be the greatest pitcher of all time, please just pitch the ball, why do you keep hitting into double plays?

After the third season, Edric Tosser woke one morning in their bedroom and went to the mirror, being confronted with an unfamiliar but calming spark in their eyes, and the knowledge that violence lived in their heart now. Tosser had become one of the three players on the Firefighters to receive a fragment of Landry Violence's spirit, and now gained significant new strength.

Edric "The Tosser of Violence" was now more powerful than ever.

Like all of us, they are from Chicago. Their jersey number is 815.