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| − | '''Cedric Spiff''' is a batter for the [[Seattle Garages]]. He is also an ex-con, recovering scam artist, team weed dealer, and podcaster.{{Player|title1=Cedric Spliff|team=Seattle Garages|pronouns=he/him|rating=★|nickname=Lone-Star, Spaceman Spliff}} | + | '''Cedric "Lone-Star" Spiff''' is a batter for the [[Seattle Garages]]. He is also an ex-con, recovering scam artist, team weed dealer, and podcaster.{{Player|title1=Cedric Spliff|team=Seattle Garages|pronouns=he/him|rating=★|nickname=Lone-Star, Spaceman Spliff}}He joined the team after the [[incineration]] of [[Shaquille Torres]] on Season 3 Day 74. |
On Season 3 Day 95, Spliff hit a grand slam and an RBI triple in a 10-9 extra innings loss to the [[Houston Spies]]. | On Season 3 Day 95, Spliff hit a grand slam and an RBI triple in a 10-9 extra innings loss to the [[Houston Spies]]. | ||
Revision as of 21:49, 7 August 2020
Cedric "Lone-Star" Spiff is a batter for the Seattle Garages. He is also an ex-con, recovering scam artist, team weed dealer, and podcaster.
He joined the team after the incineration of Shaquille Torres on Season 3 Day 74.
On Season 3 Day 95, Spliff hit a grand slam and an RBI triple in a 10-9 extra innings loss to the Houston Spies.
Originally hailing from Texas, Spliff hitched a ride to Seattle with Greer Gwiffin to "escape his Rodeo Crimes." He is a co-host of the podcast Steely Dads! alongside Greer Gwiffin. Despite the name of the podcast, the subject matter is not fatherhood. Instead, the podcast is instead focused on exploring conspiracy theories regarding The Grand Unslam that took place Season 3 Day 73 in the game between the Shoe Thieves and the Tacos.
He has a past as a known con artist, his crimes committed include:
- Selling oregano instead of weed
- Selling weed instead of oregano
- Selling one star weed at two star prices
- Cable theft
- Stealing copper wire from construction sites
- Selling teens fake underage IDs
- Stealing mannequin parts from thrift stores to sell to other thrift stores
- A scam Spliff titled "Cryptid Currency". Cryptid Currency is the act of convincing cryptozoologists to create a betting pool on which crytpid would be discovered first, only to run off with the money
- Rodeo crimes
A team zine titled Spliff's Grifts! was created to document these crimes for entertainment purposes.
Crowd Chants
- "LET'S GO SPLIFFY" *coughcough, cough, cough cough*
