Cedric Gonzalez

Cedric Gonzalez
Basic Information
Team	Philly Pies
Status	Dead, Incinerated

Cedric Gonzalez was a batter for the Philly Pies. He was a former glolf player who avoided transbiological conversion after the conflict through a combination of wits, dexterity, and an aunt who worked in the Pies front office. While his years of glolf had honed his reflexes, he suffered from from severe anxiety and paranoia from the pressures of the sport and of avoiding the GEA (Glolf Eradication Authority).

He was incinerated on the 93rd day of Season 2 in a game against the Breckenridge Jazz Hands by a rogue umpire, presumably on behalf of the GEA. He was replaced by Dan Holloway.

Commemorative Pie

Following Cedric Gonzalez's incineration in Season 2, corporate sponsors Tastykake and WaWa collaborated on a commemorative pie to be sold at Pies games. The proposed 'Gonzalez Pie' was first marketed as "a traditional yet listless pie crust with a peach and apple filling, topped with a sprinkling of sugar and ash". The pie was first served on the 94th day of Season 2, with all future proceeds going towards the deceased Gonzalez's estate. Despite overwhelming public opinion that the pie "could use a bit more salt", the Gonzalez pie is a popular choice amongst Blaseball fans.

As of July 15, XXXX, Tastykake executives announced in a news briefing that all Gonzalez pies going forward would be topped with synthetic Gonzalez ashes, as natural Gonzalez ash had become too rare a commodity. "Our synthetic Gonzalez ash is 100% guaranteed to have been procured from a house-incinerated clone of Cedric Gonzalez", the Tastykake Bakemaster General was seen to announce, swiftly before returning to the ether.