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Revision as of 17:18, 13 August 2020

Atlas Guerra is a player for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Guerra previously played for the Chicago Firefighters before being traded to the Breath Mints for Axel Trololol as a result of the Vulture blessing awarded during the Season 3 elections.

Official League Records

Guerra currently has no notable events in the official record books.


COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.


History

Guerra was named according to the principles of onomancy—divination by naming—by her highly superstitious parents, who desired their child to become a champion blodybuilder. This endeavor failed as Guerra has long suffered from chronic back pains and instead elected to become a blaseball pitcher.

Her twin sister, Eizabeth Guerra, also became a blaseball player. Their sibling rivalry is intense, but reportedly friendly. Many speculate they, along with Kichiro Guerra, are actually triplets, as it would then complete a trio in accordance with Butt's Law.

Guerra entered the Firefighters after a successful career in The Underleagues. Upon her Internet League Blaseball debut her parents, seated in the first row, fainted in shame, an act which filled Guerra with confidence.

In the Season 2 postseason, Atlas came in second in the Playoffs MVP vote[1].

As of the end of Season 3, Atlas Guerra was reunited with their sibling on the Kansas City Breath Mints.

Trivia

  • Physicists theorize that her curveball could potentially re-reverse the flow of the Chicago river, but as of yet we have been spared.
  • Like all of us, she is from Chicago.
  • Her jersey number is 563.

Fan Art