Difference between revisions of "Atlas Guerra"
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| − | {{Player|team=[[Kansas City Breath Mints]]|status=Alive|rating=★|pronouns=she/her|image1=[[atlas.png]]|caption1=Art by Fen @sublimemarch on [https://twitter.com/sublimemarch Twitter].|player_twitter=[https://twitter.com/AtlasGuerraCFF @AtlasGuerraCFF]|position=Pitcher|Dislikes=Tillman Henderson}} | + | {{Player|team=[[Kansas City Breath Mints]]|status=Alive|rating=★|pronouns=she/her|image1=[[atlas.png]]|caption1=Art by Fen @sublimemarch on [https://twitter.com/sublimemarch Twitter].|player_twitter=[https://twitter.com/AtlasGuerraCFF @AtlasGuerraCFF]|position=Pitcher|Dislikes=Tillman Henderson}}'''Atlas Guerra''' is a player for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]. Guerra previously played for the [[Chicago Firefighters]] before being traded to the Breath Mints for [[Axel Trololol]] as a result of the ''Vulture'' [[Blessings|blessing]] awarded during the [[Season 3#Election Results|Season 3 elections]]. |
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| + | == Official League Records == | ||
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| + | Guerra currently has no notable events in the official record books. | ||
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== History == | == History == | ||
| − | Guerra was named according to the principles of onomancy—divination by naming—by her highly superstitious parents, who desired their child to become a champion blodybuilder. This endeavor failed as | + | Guerra was named according to the principles of onomancy—divination by naming—by her highly superstitious parents, who desired their child to become a champion blodybuilder. This endeavor failed as Guerra has long suffered from chronic back pains and instead elected to become a blaseball pitcher. |
Her twin sister, [[Eizabeth Guerra]], also became a blaseball player. Their sibling rivalry is intense, but reportedly friendly. Many speculate they, along with [[Kichiro Guerra]], are actually triplets, as it would then complete a trio in accordance with [[Butt's Law]]. | Her twin sister, [[Eizabeth Guerra]], also became a blaseball player. Their sibling rivalry is intense, but reportedly friendly. Many speculate they, along with [[Kichiro Guerra]], are actually triplets, as it would then complete a trio in accordance with [[Butt's Law]]. | ||
| − | + | Guerra entered the Firefighters after a successful career in [[The Underleagues]]. Upon her [[Internet League Blaseball]] debut her parents, seated in the first row, fainted in shame, an act which filled Guerra with confidence. | |
In the [[Season 2]] postseason, Atlas came in second in the Playoffs MVP vote<ref>[https://twitter.com/RevRyeBread/status/1289723414161154048?s=20]</ref>. | In the [[Season 2]] postseason, Atlas came in second in the Playoffs MVP vote<ref>[https://twitter.com/RevRyeBread/status/1289723414161154048?s=20]</ref>. | ||
| − | As of the end of Season 3, Atlas Guerra was reunited with their sibling on the Kansas City Breath Mints.<br /> | + | As of the end of [[Season 3]], Atlas Guerra was reunited with their sibling on the Kansas City Breath Mints.<br /> |
== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
* Physicists theorize that her curveball could potentially re-reverse the flow of the Chicago river, but as of yet we have been spared.<br /> | * Physicists theorize that her curveball could potentially re-reverse the flow of the Chicago river, but as of yet we have been spared.<br /> | ||
| + | * Like all of us, she is from [[Chicago]]. | ||
| + | * Her jersey number is 563. | ||
== Fan Art == | == Fan Art == | ||
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</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
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[[Category:Players]] | [[Category:Players]] | ||
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[[Category:Kansas City Breath Mints]] | [[Category:Kansas City Breath Mints]] | ||
Revision as of 05:00, 10 August 2020
Atlas Guerra is a player for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Guerra previously played for the Chicago Firefighters before being traded to the Breath Mints for Axel Trololol as a result of the Vulture blessing awarded during the Season 3 elections.
Official League Records
Guerra currently has no notable events in the official record books.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
Guerra was named according to the principles of onomancy—divination by naming—by her highly superstitious parents, who desired their child to become a champion blodybuilder. This endeavor failed as Guerra has long suffered from chronic back pains and instead elected to become a blaseball pitcher.
Her twin sister, Eizabeth Guerra, also became a blaseball player. Their sibling rivalry is intense, but reportedly friendly. Many speculate they, along with Kichiro Guerra, are actually triplets, as it would then complete a trio in accordance with Butt's Law.
Guerra entered the Firefighters after a successful career in The Underleagues. Upon her Internet League Blaseball debut her parents, seated in the first row, fainted in shame, an act which filled Guerra with confidence.
In the Season 2 postseason, Atlas came in second in the Playoffs MVP vote[1].
As of the end of Season 3, Atlas Guerra was reunited with their sibling on the Kansas City Breath Mints.
Trivia
- Physicists theorize that her curveball could potentially re-reverse the flow of the Chicago river, but as of yet we have been spared.
- Like all of us, she is from Chicago.
- Her jersey number is 563.
Fan Art
Art by Fen @sublimemarch on Twitter.
