Yasslyn Statter Jr./IF-1.923

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Dear Statter Sr.,

Hey! Sorry it’s taken me so long to write, I’ve been swamped now that I’m officially on the rotation. It’s been amazing, I love it so much! I finally get to play in the big leagues with all the other Fridays! I’ve tried not to act too starstruck, especially around Juice - she’s such a talented pitcher. But everyone is so kind, and we’ve been getting along really well. It’s nice to finally get off the bench and into the field.

Unfortunately, that’s not gonna last very much longer. I guess you’ve already heard by now. That allergic reaction really took its toll, and it’s only a quarter way through the season. There’s been some planning, and after this postseason I’m probably going to get pulled. I know it’s for the best, for both me and the team, but I’m really bummed it had to happen so soon. I’d only just started my blaseball career, my real first steps into playing the game. I almost feel like I’m letting the team down, already getting pulled my first season, but everyone’s been really supportive and kind about it. They all understand (peanuts are no joke) and genuinely just want me to get better. The Fridays really do live up to their reputation.

But, hey - don’t worry about me! Players get medically benched all the time, and with a little physical therapy and training in the Shadows, I’ll be good as new and get right back into the swing of things (haha, get it? I know, I know, you’ve missed my amazing jokes). Besides, it’s nice to take a backseat sometimes. I’ll have more time for the podcast and swimming and the new coral conservation campaign. I think for some teams, the Shadows can be a bit scary, but on the Fridays, it’s really chill. Literally. Sometimes Heat lets people pile into his hammock. I can spend a lot more time with my teammates too; I haven’t gotten to hang out with Mordecai too much because of our different schedules, but now that we’re both on the bench, I think we’ll get along really well. I might ask prin to teach me how to skateboard.

I hope things are going well at home. I know you miss me, but don’t go moping around all the time. I’ll be back to visit after the season’s over, and we’ve always got our letters. Let me know how the birdhouse is going, and say hi to Jenny and Jamie for me!

From,

Yass