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Time on the Dale

Johnson’s transfer to the Dale, while a culture shock, has not stopped his efforts to unionize local businesses such as Sewer Shark Plumbing Inspectors. Most notably, he has convinced Todd of Boat Insurance by Todd fame to unionize, despite Todd being the only employee. When asked for comment, Johnson shrugged and claimed it couldn’t hurt.

More notably, he has put his lifeguard training to use after the prompting of Sixpack Santiago, who reportedly said “You don’t have to party if you don’t want to, but someone’s gotta keep drunk idiots from falling into the pool, y’know?” He could not be shaken from his stance that it was “like firefighting, but without the fire. And with a lot more swimming. But less calendars. There is Blaywatch, though. That’s pretty cool. Sorry, what was I saying?”

Johnson has also been spotted going on early morning jogs alongside Santiago, team captain Qais Dogwalker, and Howell Rocha. It is unclear how Rocha can join him, as she is an inanimate driftwood sculpture. He seems to enjoy her presence anyways.