The Pillars (Structure)/IF-18.321

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Child’s Ramshackle Pillar

ENTRY NAME :

The Child’s Ramshackle Pillar

SUBJECT TYPE :

Object / Landmark

KEYWORDS :

Pillar, Monster, Child, Constructed, Wood, Mundane

LOCATION :

Located in a cave branch near the surface, several kilometers out from DownTown. This cave branch has no known access points from the surface.

DESCRIPTION :

The Child's Ramshackle Pillar is made of loose construction materials, mostly wood, thought to be from the 1850’s, haphazardly bolted, tied, stacked, and glued together. On a large panel of wood near the base, there is a carving consisting of the words “we built this” and two figures, one large humanoid with many arms and no discernible face, and what appears to be a young girl. Despite the haphazard and inconsistent construction, it is structurally sound and expected to last for hundreds of years before maintenance is needed.

Additional Names :

The name is often shortened to "The Child's Pillar", and is sometimes referred to as "The Wooden Pillar".