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Alton Cerveza - Time with the Moist talkers

Cerveza has claimed that he acclimated quite quickly to being part of the Moist Talkers: “Sure they spit a lot but apparently here it's an act of endearment”. Cerveza had a short lived friendship with Elijah Bates where the two bonded over their shared appreciation of the arts. After Bates’ incineration Cerveza stated “I didn’t know Bates for very long, but he certainly was a gentleman with excellent taste in the finer things”. After a short ceremony Eizabeth Elliott bequeathed Cerveza her uncle’s signature ascot and his signed copy of the Dlisney Vault Collection Hamilton DVD, which currently resides on Cerveza’s mantle.

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Despite still being pursued by the Welsh Mob, Cerveza has made time to truly embrace his new Canadian situation. Looking for some way to further dodge his pursuers Cerveza claims to have had an epiphany and decided that a career in politics was the most prudent option. Starting in Season 10 Cerveza began his campaign for the position of Canadian President Minister (PM), a position that at the time did not exist.

Adopting the Canadian persona “Anthoine Servèse“ Cerveza began throwing fliers into the stands while running the between bases during blaseball matches. One of the collected fliers detailed a politcal platform based around “maple syrup, beavers and ‘whichever ice sport you people like’”. Running unopposed, Cerveza achieved an unsurprising landslide victory but surprisingly due to the amount of support he was able to rapidly accumulate the Canadian federal government retroactively created the position for him claiming “It simply would have been rude not to”.

When not playing Blaseball, Cerveza adopts his PM role, donning a pair of unassuming glasses and a vocal opposition to spirits of any kind. Despite his new political responsibilities Cerveza still continues to uphold his belief that “one must always have an escape plan” and has set up multiple alternate exits out of gleek arena which can be used at a moment’s notice.

Trivia

When playing Blaseball Cerveza’s unassuming glasses are worn by Hopps. When asked if this means that Hopps has his own alternate identity Hopps refused to comment.

There have reports that Cerveza is currently engaged in a relationship with Cedric Spliff but due to a staggering amount of disinformation from both parties it should not be considered more than a rumour.