Pepito the Coyote/IF-22.287

Rumor / Community Lore
This article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. It is just one of many Rumors that we've found in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. You can find more Rumors about Pepito the Coyote at their Rumor Registry.

Bagel

Bagel is a bagel that was left out for too long and is as hard as a rock, and somehow was not still eaten.