Hellmouth (town)/IF-10.000

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Cache Bylaw is a mostly-human adjunct professor at Hellmouth Community College. When not teaching the recurring class "Introduction to Hellmouth History," he is sometimes heard broadcasting splorts commentary on Sunbeams games from the HCC affiliate radio station 10,000 FM.

NOTES:

• The distance Cache travels to reach the 10K FM broadcasting studio is different on every attempt.

• Cache does not remember how long he has been teaching "Intro to Hellmouth History." The current curriculum indicates that the first student who can inform him will receive 5 points of extra class credit.

• Cache's Adaptation has manifested as the ability to see people's spoken words, sometimes from great distances. When asked in an interview about what visual form these words take, he replied "Well, usually 10-point Arial, or Roboto. Sometimes Helvetica Neue. You might think yelling would increase the font size, but that doesn't work. It just looks like you're using all caps."