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Flutters

Flutters (she/her) is satyr who is a Patron of the Emblem Warhorse. Rumored to be several thousand years old, she claims that the establishment revealed itself to her “sometime in the past few centuries or so.” She wears the Emblem as a necklace.

Notorious for her mischievous and childish nature, sometimes to an inappropriate extent, non-Patron visitors may find themselves falling victim to her (mostly) harmless pranks. Regulars, on the other hand, may be subject to the friendlier end of her shenanigans, as she has a penchant for roping others into her shenanigans.

When Flutters isn’t planning one of her devious schemes, she can be found performing sleight of hand magic at the bar. She also often tags along with Emerald to renaissance festivals, enjoying the change of scenery for her performances.

A former pickpocket, Flutters enjoys telling anyone who would listen about her time spent wreaking havoc upon ancient Greece. Those who know her well, however, understand that her career of thievery lasted only a few days, as she quit once she realized her skills were amateur at best.

On the field, Flutters’ mastery of sleight of hand and her attempts to recreate her grand tales show in her playstyle, as she often attempts to steal every base.

Besides her Grecian adventures, Flutters also enjoys all talk of gardening and plants. Throughout her life, she has made a significant effort collecting a diverse range of species from around the world. She spends much of her time away from the Warhorse tending to her plants of various rarities, some having been planted there centuries ago.

Flutters plays the pan flute, though she has recently taken an interest in the theremin and is attempting to learn to play it under the guidance of Durham Spaceman.

Despite having tried a myriad of drinks throughout her long life, Flutters’ drink of choice remains to be straight vodka.