Commissioner Vapor/IF-54.836

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hi everyone. i dont know who wrote up the other versions of me but let me tell you they did not capture how cool i am. i can 360 no scope a homerun like im eating doritos for breakfast. i can run the blases as fast as i can chug a monsterTM which is like as fast as you can blink.

my skills are so good because i have no need for a corporeal form HA! beat that jaylen

catch me on the field losers peace sign emoji  (the loser is parker).


forgot to add, buddy is the cutest dog i will hear no objections or you will be BANNED from my servers!

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jesús get better wiki please

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ugh i’m so bored anyone wanna play fortnite

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you think parker would get mad at me if i made fun of them on twitter

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riv parker, hope i can be best friends with parker again