Blimp Hardison/IF-33.717
Crew Manifest / Community LoreThis article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community. It is just one of many Crew Manifests that we've found in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill. You can find more Crew Manifests about Blimp Hardison at their Crew Manifest Registry.
Name: Qxthrfcx Hardison (AKA Qxth)
Call Sign: The Thing With Too Many Eyes and Not Enough Else
Pronouns: See/Seem/Seems
Physical Description
Mostly seen as a cluster of viewing eyes from the corners of certain rooms. Height seems to be variable, if see even has a solid form. The eyes are a variety of sizes, colors and even species but always seem to glow comfortably and peer with curiosity rather than malice. Reports of body parts that are not eyes are wildly inconsistent and may be part of an elaborate prank started by Qxthrfcx seemself.
History
Not much is known about seem, but see seems to be relatively young for whatever see is. Nobody is certain how or when Qxthrfcx joined the crew. However, Any attempts to remove Qxthrfcx from the blimp have resulted in streaks of bad luck blimpwide. Appliances break, things are lost, injuries occur. However after releasing seem, luck returns to normal. This has lead to seem having the unofficial role of "Good Luck Charm" on the blimp, and becoming "friendly" with many of the crew. Despite this, seem can be quite helpful, often doing jobs see is shown how to do, provided no one watches seem try to perform the job.
This follows into blaseball. While see has been seen going up to bat, nobody has seen seem swing. Everyone always blinks at the exact moment see swings the bat. This has lead to fans politely turning their backs when seem is up to bat.
Outside of blaseball and seems duties aboard the blimp, seem is inquisitive and loves learning new things. See often watches other players and members of the crew, seemingly to learn about them. Seem has also reportedly enrolled in night classes recently, although the subjects are varied and no major was declared.
