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Hailing from Elysium, she was born an ordinary deer until she was bit by a radioactive Blaseball player, giving her the ability to walk on two legs, grab things with her hooves, and speak in Blaseballian. Taking an interest in Blaseball, she used her new abilities to practice in the Elysian [[The Underleagues|Underleagues]], where games were played on long open fields with no back fence for harder home runs, and with a much slower pace of play. Despite underwhelming performance during her first three seasons, she quickly became popular with fans for her enthusiasm.
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Hailing from Elysium, Yazmin was born an ordinary deer until she was bit by a radioactive Blaseball player, giving her the ability to walk on two legs, grab things with her hooves, and speak in Blaseballian. Taking an interest in Blaseball, she used her new abilities to practice in the Elysian [[The Underleagues|Underleagues]], where games were played on long open fields with no back fence for harder home runs, and with a much slower pace of play. Despite underwhelming performance during her first three seasons, she quickly became popular with fans for her enthusiasm.
  
 
[[Paula Turnip]] was Yazmin's childhood friend, though the two had a falling out over Paula's "unethical business practices" before Yazmin joined the Tigers.
 
[[Paula Turnip]] was Yazmin's childhood friend, though the two had a falling out over Paula's "unethical business practices" before Yazmin joined the Tigers.

Revision as of 22:55, 10 September 2020

Hailing from Elysium, Yazmin was born an ordinary deer until she was bit by a radioactive Blaseball player, giving her the ability to walk on two legs, grab things with her hooves, and speak in Blaseballian. Taking an interest in Blaseball, she used her new abilities to practice in the Elysian Underleagues, where games were played on long open fields with no back fence for harder home runs, and with a much slower pace of play. Despite underwhelming performance during her first three seasons, she quickly became popular with fans for her enthusiasm.

Paula Turnip was Yazmin's childhood friend, though the two had a falling out over Paula's "unethical business practices" before Yazmin joined the Tigers.

At this time Yazmin is refusing to field interviewers' questions about whether she would be more suited for a Good League team.

Season 4 Training Regimen

After losing both teammate Landry Violence and then her rotation-assigned game in Season 3's electric postseason championship, Mason has undergone a startling transformation from the Tigers' struggling rookie pitcher into one of the highest-ranked pitchers in the ILB. After listening to her soulscream, Pitching Coach Kick Rocks assigned her a regimen of exercise, pitching practice, and dark magic rituals that allowed her to rapidly reach her true potential.

Mason has foregone the planned surgical addition of thumbs to her hooves, opting instead to levitate the ball through sheer fury. Her new pitching style promises to shake up the league in the upcoming Season 4.

When asked for comment, Mason sniffed at and then ate the pop cover off Eternal Screaming Daily's microphone.

Season 4 Election

Mason pitched the winning game in the Season 4 playoffs in an electric pitching showdown with the Millennials' Patty Fox, clinching the championship for the Tigers 3-0. Now vindicated and enjoying a teamwide boost in morale, Mason no longer seems to be able to muster the anger necessary to use her 'psychic cannon' pitching technique that led to her performance topping the league. Fans attending off-season practice report she has gone back to using her fingerless hooves to pitch, but has kept her non-rage-related development, making her a solid defensive pitcher.

Mason was not available for comment, as she was too busy "just chilling and having a pretty nice time."

After the Alternate Reality decree was passed, this version of Yazmin was swapped with her counterpart in IF-47.844. That dimension is difficult to observe due to its high level of divergence from most realities, but Yazmin is presumably ecstatic to be reunited with Landry Violence, who was never incinerated there.