Wyatt Mason IX/IF-56.149

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█████ Wooten is a pitcher for the New York Millennials, and has been since season 14 when the Microphone lifted. He was originally a batter but he was always a pitcher, actually. He was made to be a pitcher.

Life outside of Blaseball

Mason had a fairly successful career as a DJ. They play “lo-fi beats to hate capitalism to,” and are a big fan of the Garages. Their equipment now goes unused in a corner of the Apartment.
He is a college graduate, and has a degree in urban planning. He was going to work on increasing accessibility in NYC’s subway system. The Millennials attended his graduation. They even put away their phones (except to take pictures.) Fae has the pictures on faer phone.

Season 14

On Day 77 of Season 14, something happened.

It was never supposed to happen. It was an accident.

Wyatt Mason was not available to pitch during the day 77 game. Someone was on the mound. Whether it was Mason is debatable.

Mason came back, and it’s fine now, and he adamantly denies all claims to the contrary, and he stays up spinning dials on radios trying to find something other then static.